I have put my talent into writing, my genius I have saved for living.
Wherever there is a man who exercises authority, there is a man who resists authority.
The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.
You have always told me it was Ernest. I have introduced you to every one as Ernest. You answer to the name of Ernest. You look as if your name was Ernest. You are the most earnest-looking person I ever saw in my life. It is perfectly absurd your saying that your name isn't Ernest.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.