Civilization is not by means an easy thing to attain to. There are only two ways by which man can reach it. One is by being cultured, the other by being corrupt.

Music is the perfect type of art.

The last person who ever crossed me is dead under my bed!!!

When good Americans die, they go to Paris" "Where do bad Americans go?" "They stay in America

America is one long expectoration.

The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory.

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.