I find I have, and a heart doesn’t suit me, Windermere. Somehow it doesn’t go with modern dress. It makes one look old.

Don't imagine that your perfection lies in accumulating or possessing external things. Your affection is inside of you.

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

The way of paradoxes is the way of truth. To test Reality we must see it on the tight-rope.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.