More than half of modern culture depends upon what one shouldn't read.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.
Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.
Prism! Where is that baby?
It is only about things that do not interest one that one can give a really unbiased opinion, which is no doubt the reason why an unbiased opinion is always absolutely valueless.