To make men Socialists is nothing, but to make Socialism human is a great thing.

Education is very admirable but let us not forget that anything worth knowing cannot be taught.

Actions are the first tragedy in life, words are the second. Words are perhaps the worst. Words are merciless. . .

Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.

More women grow old nowadays through the faithfulness of their admirers than through anything else.

A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.