If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times
One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing
There is no such thing as a heterosexual male, only men who haven't met Oscar Wilde yet.