Grass is hard and lumpy and damp, and full of dreadful black insects.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

We are the zanies of sorrow. We are clowns whose hearts are broken.

There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

I like talking to a brick wall- it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me!

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

It is the stupid and the ugly who have the best of it in this world