Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.

And when wind and winter harden All the loveless land, It will whisper of the garden, You will understand.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Now produce your explanation and pray make it improbable.

I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.