You know we poor artists have to show ourselves in society from time to time, just to remind the public that we are not savages.

A simile committing suicide is always a depressing spectacle.

An egg is always an adventure; the next one may be different.

Nothing is so aggravating as calmness. There is something positively brutal about the good temper of most modern men.

Veni vidi veni iterum! (I came, I saw, I came again!)

Life is a great disappointment.

I have no objection to anyone's sex life as long as they don't practice it in the street and frighten the horses.