Christ did not die to save people, but to teach people how to save each other. This is, I have no doubt, a grave heresy, but it is also a fact.

The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered.

There was so much in you that charmed me that I felt I must tell you something about yourself. I thought how tragic it would be if you were wasted.

With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

To me, Beauty is the wonder of wonders...It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.

The job of the critic is to report to us his moods.