I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

Be moderate in all things, including moderation.

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly

There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a sort of fellow-feeling, I suppose.

It is not wise to find symbols in everything that one sees. It makes life too full of terrors.