To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar.

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions.

Now produce your explanation and pray make it improbable.

Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.

A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.

The old-fashioned respect for the young is fast dying out.

There is no such thing as morality or immorality in thought. There is immoral emotion.