The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.

Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.

I love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious." "Oh, that's nonsense, Algy. You never talk anything but nonsense." "Nobody ever does.

Memory is the diary that chronicles things that never have happened and couldn't possibly have happened.

I tried to visit Albania but I couldn't find it on the map.

Selfishness is not living your life as you wish to live it. Selfishness is wanting others to live their lives as you wish them to.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.