The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility!

My life-my whole life- take it, and do with it what you will. I love you-love you as I have never loved any living thing. From the moment I met you I loved you, loved you blindly, adoringly,madly! You didn't know it then-you know it now.

Would you like to know the great drama of my life? It is that I have put my genius into my life...I have put only my talent into my works.

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

The only sin is stupidity.

I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.

In examinations the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.