If the poor only had profiles there would be no difficulty in solving the problem of poverty
Oscar WildeAny place you love is the world to youโ, explained the pensive Catherine Wheel, who had been attached to an old deal box in early life, and prided herself on her broken heart; โbut love is not fashionable any more, the poets have killed it. They wrote so much about that nobody believed them, and I am not surprised. True love suffers, and is silent. I remember myself once- But it is no matter now. Romance is a thing of the past.
Oscar WildeJack? . . . No, there is very little music in the name Jack, if any at all, indeed. It does not thrill. It produces absolutely no vibrations . . . I have known several Jacks, and they all, without exception, were more than usually plain. Besides, Jack is a notorious domesticity for John! And I pity any woman who is married to a man called John. She would probably never be allowed to know the entrancing pleasure of a single momentโs solitude. The only really safe name is Ernest.
Oscar Wilde