There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.

The nicest feeling in the world is to do a good deed anonymously-and have somebody find out.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

There is a fatality about good resolutions – that they are always made too late

"I hope to-morrow will be a fine day, Lane." "It never is, sir." "Lane, you're a perfect pessimist." "I do my best to give satisfaction, sir."

There is no doubt that genius lasts longer than beauty.

I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.