We women adore failures. They lean on us.

If you cannot prove a man wrong, don't panic. You can always call him names.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.

Yes; poor Bunbury is a dreadful invalid. Well, I must say, Algernon, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or to die. This shillyshallying with the question is absurd.

Nothing is good in moderation. You cannot know good in anything until you have torn the heart out of it by excess.

To be popular one must be a mediocrity." "Not with Women," said the duchess, shaking her head; "and women rule the world. I assure you we can't bear mediocrities. We women, as someone says, love with our ears, just as you men love with your eyes, if you ever love at all." "It seems to me that we never do anything else," murmered Dorian.