Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden. It ends with Revelations.
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.
What a silly thing love is! It is not half as useful as logic, for it does not prove anything and it is always telling one things that are not going to happen, and making one believe things that are not true.