I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

Veni vidi veni iterum! (I came, I saw, I came again!)

One's dreams must be big enough so as not to lose sight of them.

One does not see anything until one sees its beauty.

When I went to America I had two secretaries, one for autographs, one for locks of hair. Within six months the one had died of writer's cramp, the other was completely bald.

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance

I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodness we had a few fools left. ALGERNON: We have. JACK: I should extremely like to meet them. What do they talk about? ALGERNON: The fools? Oh! about the clever people of course. JACK: What fools.