Some people always know the price, but not the value

Finding the meaning of life is easy. Simply get a dictionary, go to the 'L' section, and find the word 'life.'

Tea is the only simple pleasure left to us.

What the hell is an oboe?

The vilest deeds like poison weeds Bloom well in prison air; It is only what is good in man That wastes and withers there.

Don't run down dyed hair and painted faces. There is an extraordinary charm in them, sometimes.

A process which makes one rogue cleverer than another.