What the hell is an oboe?
I was very much disappointed in the Atlantic Ocean.
Youth! There is nothing like youth. The middle-aged are mortgaged to Life. The old are in Life's lumber
Philanthropy [has become] simply the refuge of people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
Where there is no love there is no understanding.