Don't use big words. They mean so little.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.

I will not bare my soul to their shallow prying eyes. My heart shall never be put under their microscope.

All art is at once surface and symbol.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life