Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.

The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

To get back one's youth one has merely to repeat one's follies.

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. We all have clouds above us but some see their silver linings. We all face difficulties but some of us are grateful that they aren't worse.