People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

When a love comes to an end, weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve.

I will not bare my soul to their shallow prying eyes. My heart shall never be put under their microscope.

Nature: a place where birds fly around uncooked