On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

When good Americans die, they go to Paris" "Where do bad Americans go?" "They stay in America

I can sympathize with everything, except suffering.

I expect I shall have to die beyond my means.

In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.

Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.

Lady Bracknell. Good afternoon, dear Algernon, I hope you are behaving very well. Algernon. I’m feeling very well, Aunt Augusta. Lady Bracknell. That’s not quite the same thing. In fact the two things rarely go together.