On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go.

It's either the wallpaper or me. One of us has to go. [These were his dying words.]

Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

In spite of the roaring of the young lions at the Union, and the screaming of the rabbits in the home of the vivisect, in spite of Keble College, and the tramways, and the sporting prints, Oxford still remains the most beautiful thing in England, and nowhere else are life and art so exquisitely blended, so perfectly made one.

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.