The world is made by the singer for the dreamer.

A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

There is no such thing as a heterosexual male, only men who haven't met Oscar Wilde yet.

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.

If you meet at dinner a man who has spent his life in educating himself - a rare type in our time ... you rise from table richer, and conscious that a high ideal has for a moment touched and sanctified your days. But Oh! my dear Ernest, to sit next to a man who has spent his life in trying to educate others! What a dreadful experience that is!

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Tea is the only simple pleasure left to us.