Its a beautiful woman's fate to be the subject of conversation where ever she goes

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

When one has never heard a man's name in the course of one's life, it speaks volumes for him; he must be quite respectable.

Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

The past could always be annihilated. Regret, denial, or forgetfulness could do that. But the future was inevitable.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

When people talk to me about the weather, I always feel they mean something else.