A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight.

JACK That is nonsense. If I marry a charming girl like Gwendolen, and she is the only girl I ever saw in my life that I would marry, I certainly won't want to know Bunbury. ALGERNON Then your wife will. You don't seem to realize, that in married life three is company and two is none. JACK That, my dear young friend, is the theory that the corrupt French Drama has been propounding for the last fifty years. ALGERNON Yes; and that the happy English home has proved in half the time.

Now it seems to me that love of some kind is the only possible explanation of the extraordinary amount of suffering that there is in the world.

To define is to limit.

There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.

Education is very admirable but let us not forget that anything worth knowing cannot be taught.

To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual.