I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.

The commonest thing is delightful if one only hides it.

The key to making up Oscar Wilde quotes is to add '~ Oscar Wilde' at the end.

A writer is someone who has taught his mind to misbehave.

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else.

What a silly thing love is! It is not half as useful as logic, for it does not prove anything and it is always telling one things that are not going to happen, and making one believe things that are not true.

If it is not nailed to the floor, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it is not nailed down.