It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.

What do you call a bad man? The sort of man who admires innocence.

Schopenhauer has analysed the pessimism that characterize modern thought, but Hamlet invented it

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring.

Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.

All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.