Just be your self. Everybody else is already taken.

Who is that man over there? I don't know him. What is he doing? Is he a conspirator? Have you searched him? Give him till tomorrow to confess, then hang him! -- hang him!

When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.

I cannot choose one hundred best books because I have only written five

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion.