A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

I love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious." "Oh, that's nonsense, Algy. You never talk anything but nonsense." "Nobody ever does.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast.

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things, Basil. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all.

Learned conversation is either the affectation of the ignorant or the profession of the mentally unemployed.

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.