Genius is born-not paid

The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.

It's not hard to get the ideas when they come. They just come... it's painful waiting for them.

There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a sort of fellow-feeling, I suppose.

The artist is the creator of beautiful things. To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim.

Newspapers have degenerated. They may now be absolutely relied upon.

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.