How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.

Some people always know the price, but not the value

Aestheticism is a search after the signs of the beautiful. It is the science of the beautiful through which men seek the correlation of the arts. It is, to speak more exactly, the search after the secret of life.

Some things are more precious because they don't last long.