How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

I have the kiss of Walt Whitman still on my lips

All criticism is a form of autobiography

And what sort of lives do these people, who pose as being moral, lead themselves? My dear fellow, you forget that we are in the native land of the hypocrite.

I believe it is customary in good society to take some slight refreshment at five o'clock.

Fantastic shadows of birds