To toil for a hard master is bitter, but to have no master to toil for is more bitter still.
If a man treats life artistically, his brain is his heart.
As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.
Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life