History is only gossip.
Philosophy is like a normal personal organizer, but it's smaller than a matchbox.
Always be a little unexpected.
The form of government that is most suitable to the artist is no government at all. Authority over him and his art is ridiculous.
"I hope to-morrow will be a fine day, Lane." "It never is, sir." "Lane, you're a perfect pessimist." "I do my best to give satisfaction, sir."
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.