The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
The man who says he has exhausted life generally means that life has exhausted him.
The only thing worse than quoting me, is not quoting me
The evolution of man is slow. The injustice of men is great.
The camera, you know, will never capture you. Photography, in my experience, has the miraculous power of transferring wine into water.
Conscience makes egotists of us all.