Circumstances should never alter principles!

The ability of the theist to misunderstand a thing is directly proportional to the obviousness of the thing.

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying.

The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.

Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.