Don't run down dyed hair and painted faces. There is an extraordinary charm in them, sometimes.

It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.

I have never learned anything except from people younger than myself.

The last person who ever crossed me is dead under my bed!!!

Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.

If there is anything more annoying in the world than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk about you.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.