Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

One should never make one's entrance with a scandal. One should reserve that to give an interest to one's old age.

Just because a man has died for it, does not make it true.

The only real people are the people who never existed.

Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden." "But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!" "I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing." "That may be, but the muffins are the same!

It's either the wallpaper or me. One of us has to go. [These were his dying words.]

Do not forget that small daily actions do or undo character.