The only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.

People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

The simplicity of your character makes you exquisitely incomprehensible to me.

I must remember that a good friend is a new world.

This ghastly state of things is what you call Bunburying, I suppose? Algernon. Yes, and a perfectly wonderful Bunbury it is. The most wonderful Bunbury I have ever had in my life. Jack. Well, you've no right whatsoever to Bunbury here. Algernon. That is absurd. One has a right to Bunbury anywhere one chooses. Every serious Bunburyist knows that.

Any place you love is the world to you.

Just because a man has died for it, does not make it true.