Every one is worthy of love, except him who thinks that he is. Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling.

It is not good for one's morals to see bad acting

As a wicked man I am a complete failure. Why, there are lots of people who say I have never really done anything wrong in the whole course of my life. Of course they only say it behind my back.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

How strange a thing this is! The Priest telleth me that the Soul is worth all the gold in the world, and the merchants say that it is not worth a clipped piece of silver.

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.