I can't stand people that do not take food seriously.

The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.

Life is like a box of terrible analogies.

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out.

It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is a proper judge of it

In fact, now you mention the subject, I have been very bad in my own small way. I don't think you should be so proud of that, though I am sure it must have been very pleasant.

A flower blossoms for its own joy.