After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.

I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

Do you know that I am afraid that good people do a great deal of harm in this world? Certainly the greatest harm they do is that they make badness of such extraordinary importance.

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

It is he who has broken the bond of marriage - not I. I only break its bondage.

The curves of your lips rewrite history.