Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.
The simplicity of your character makes you exquisitely incomprehensible to me.
I have nothing to declare except my genuis.
Gwendolen, it is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth. Can you forgive me?
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.