A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

We are the zanies of sorrow. We are clowns whose hearts are broken.

Nothing annoys people so much as not receiving invitations.

Philosophy is like a normal personal organizer, but it's smaller than a matchbox.

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square.

The ages live in history through their anachronisms.

What is mind but motion in the intellectual sphere?