It is only about things that do not interest one that one can give a really unbiased opinion, which is no doubt the reason why an unbiased opinion is always absolutely valueless.

She said that she would dance with me if I brought her red roses but in all my garden there is no red rose.

I don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.

Most people are boring and stupid.

Life is the art of being well deceived, and to succeed, it must be habitual and uninterrupted.

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'