People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

It is only very ugly or very beautiful women who ever hide their faces .

The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered.

Duty is what one expects from others.

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is a proper judge of it

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.