Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
The only thing in the world worse than being Oscar Wilde is not being Oscar Wilde.
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
If I hadn't believed it, then I wouldn't have seen it
Niagara Falls is simply a vast unnecessary amount of water going over the wrong way and then falling over unnecessary cliffs...The wonder would be if the water did not fall.
A beggar hates his benefactor as much as he hates himself for begging.