There is a fatality about good resolutions – that they are always made too late

Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people.

The British cook, for her iniquities, is a foolish woman who should be turned into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.

The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.

Only good questions deserve good answers.

Is insincerity such a terrible thing? I think not. It is merely a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.