Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.
All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.
Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it
The secret of life is in art.
If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.