It's either the wallpaper or me. One of us has to go. [These were his dying words.]
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
I drink to separate my body from my soul.
America is one long expectoration.
Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.
When a man is old enough to do wrong he should be old enough to do right also.